Re: Spoof

On Thu 15 Apr, Frank Drew Leyda wrote:


> *****************************************
> I like your idea of cheese flavored potato crisps. ( I think we Americans
> call them home fries, or maybe French fries). What is the Tomato part for?
> We should have come up with April 1 spoof about slugs.
> " there is a new product out called Slug Mud. it is sprinkled on the ground
> and when slugs come in contact with it they dissolve into an organic
> fertilizer............................
> 
> 
> 
> F. Drew Leyda
> leyda@valunet.com
> Columbiana Co. Ohio
> 
Allan Day wrote:-(to Stan)
> How do you manage to not have ANY slugs and still grow plants?
> Between you and me I was thinking about a spoof message on April 1st to
> the effect that somebody was crossing a potato, a tomato and a Swiss
> Cheese plant for the manufacture of cheese flavoured potato crisps, but
> I got cold feet on the idea at the last.
> Allan

I missed out a bit, they were supposed to be cheese and tomato crisps
but maybe the tomato got lost through the holes in the crisps. It
transpired that the trouble was the Swiss cheese plant was the
gruyere strain, hence the holes. They will have to be more Krafty next time.
Allan


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Allan Day  Hereford  allan@crwys.demon.co.uk
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