Re: [Fwd: Fw: Our dogs and Cats]

Sleep?  What sleep?



On 2/9/09, Lynda Young <lyoung@grindertaber.com> wrote:
>
> Must be a secret technique passed down through canine/feline generations.
> I'm always amazed at how very little room my husband and I actually need on
> the bed (something like 9 inches combined) in order to afford Maggie the
> lab
> all the room she needs to enjoy her sleep.  Either that, or I wake up
> sandwiched between DH and Maggie, who has plastered herself to me
> lengthwise.
>
> It's a wonder any pet owner gets a good night's rest.
>
> Lynda
> Zone 7 - West TN
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-gardenchat@hort.net [o*@hort.net] On
> Behalf
> Of Pam Evans
> Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 7:05 PM
> To: gardenchat@hort.net
> Subject: Re: [CHAT] [Fwd: Fw: Our dogs and Cats]
>
> Totally great.  Mine starts off in a ball too, but during the night she
> manages to stretch out.
>
> On 2/8/09, andreah <andreah@hargray.com> wrote:
> >
> > Love it Rich-I've seen it before but it's always a good reminder, and
> > funny to read because it's SO true, for me especially the bed part. I
> > woke up last night with two feet stuck into my back as I clung for
> > dear life to "my side"
> > of the bed. My biggest boxer Austin likes to do the perpendicular
> > thing and I end up with about 6 inches of space. We start out with him
> > in a ball, but somehow that 75 pounds ends up stretched as far as it
> > can go before I wake up. LOL!
> > A
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: owner-gardenchat@hort.net [o*@hort.net] On
> > Behalf Of Richard Apking
> > Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 6:24 PM
> > To: gardenchat@hort.net
> > Subject: [CHAT] [Fwd: Fw: Our dogs and Cats]
> >
> > -
> > Thought all you animal lover (like me) types might like this.   Rich
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >    The following was found posted  _very low_ on a refrigerator door.
> >
> >    Dear Dogs and Cats:  The dishes with the paw prints are yours and
> >    contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
> >     Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
> >    stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
> >    aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
> >
> >    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
> >     Racing me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn't
> >    help because I fall faster than you can run.
> >
> >    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized b ed .  I am very
> >    sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the
> >    couch to ensure your comfort, however.  Dogs and cats can actually
> >    curl up in a ball when they sleep.  It i s not necessary to sleep
> >    perpendicular to each other, stretch ed out to the fullest extent
> >    possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having
> >    tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing
> >    but sarcasm.
> >
> >    For the last time, */there is no secret exit from the
> >    bathroom! /*If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get
> >    the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn
> >    the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the
> >    door.  I must exit through the same door I entered .  Also, I have
> >    been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not
> >    required .
> >
> >    The proper order for kissing is:  Kiss me first, then go smell the
> >    other dog or cat's butt.  I cannot stress this enough.
> >
> >    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
> >    on the front door:
> >
> >    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
> >
> >    (1)  They live here.  You don't.  (2)  If you don't want their hair
> >    on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it
> >    'fur'-niture.  (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most
> >    people.  (4)  To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted
> >    sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't
> >    speak clearly.
> >
> >    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat
> >    less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train,
> >    (4) normally come when called , (5) never ask to drive the car, (6)
> >    don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8)
> >    don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest
> >    fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11)
> >    if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..
> > Internal Virus Database is out of date.
> > Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com
> > Version: 8.0.176 / Virus Database: 270.10.12/1908 - Release Date:
> > 1/21/2009
> > 9:15 PM
> >
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> Pam Evans
> Kemp TX
> zone 8A
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