Re: a funny - new

Hi Kitty,
        please not while I'm sipping Ice Tea
        Poor keyboard
betsy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:19 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] a funny - new


> OK, Gene, maybe you'll like this one.
>
> Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they
> got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam.'
>
> Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
>
> When it was time, they told her the facts of life.
>
> They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't
get
> accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
> end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
>
> Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
rotten
> potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become
a
> Couch Potato either.
>
> She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring
> cousins.
>
> When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for
> the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called
the
> French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so
> she wouldn't get scalloped.
>
> Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
> with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the
> tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay.'
>
> Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so
> that when she graduated, she'd really be in the Chips.
>
> But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced
> she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
>
> Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
>
> They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw....because he's
> just......
>
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> A Commontater.
> Kitty
> neIN, Zone 5
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Gene Bush" <genebush@netsurfusa.net>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:43 PM
> Subject: Re: [CHAT] a funny
>
>
> > Well, Kitty
> >    there is another way to look at that one. She could have said what
she
> > meant... or restated her desire more clearly. Not nice to say nothing
all
> > through the experiences and then feel free to criticize all his efforts
to
> > show how he cared...
> >    I know, I know... just a joke. But, perhaps one that has a ring of
> > truth in the background. Male, female, thing.
> >    (And if anyone called me names.......shame, shame)
> > Feeling sensitive this afternoon....
> > Gene E. Bush
> > Munchkin Nursery & Gardens, llc
> > www.munchkinnursery.com
> > genebush@munchkinnursery.com
> > Zone 6/5  Southern Indiana
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
> > To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> > Sent: Sunday, July 13, 2008 10:11 AM
> > Subject: [CHAT] a funny
> >
> >
> >>A man was sitting on the bed observing his wife looking at her self in
the
> >>mirror Since her birthday was not far away he asked her what she would
> >>like. "I'd like to be six again," she replied.
> >>
> >> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her an nice big
bowl
> >> of Lucky Charms, then took her to the theme park. What a day! He put
her
> >> on all the rides in the park, roller coaster etc.every thing there was.
> >> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
> >> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >>
> >> Then it was off to the movie: popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
> >> candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !
> >>
> >> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed,
> >> exhausted.
> >> He leaned over her with a big smile on his face and lovingly asked,
"Well
> >> Dear,what was it like to be six again?"
> >>
> >> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
> >> "I meant my dress size ,you dumb ***!"
> >>
> >> The moral of the story: even when a man is listening he is gonna get it
> >> wrong!
> >> Kitty
> >> neIN, Zone 5
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