Re: a funny - new

LOL Betsy.  Nice to know I'm not the only one who's done that.

On 7/17/08, Betsy Kelson <bkelson@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> Hi Kitty,
>        please not while I'm sipping Ice Tea
>        Poor keyboard
> betsy
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:19 PM
> Subject: Re: [CHAT] a funny - new
>
>
> > OK, Gene, maybe you'll like this one.
> >
> > Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally
> they
> > got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam.'
> >
> > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
> >
> > When it was time, they told her the facts of life.
> >
> > They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't
> get
> > accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
> and
> > end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
> >
> > Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
> rotten
> > potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and
> become
> a
> > Couch Potato either.
> >
> > She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
> Shoestring
> > cousins.
> >
> > When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
> for
> > the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called
> the
> > French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so
> > she wouldn't get scalloped.
> >
> > Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
> > with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the
> > tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay.'
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so
> > that when she graduated, she'd really be in the Chips.
> >
> > But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced
> > she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
> >
> > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
> >
> > They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw....because he's
> > just......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A Commontater.
> > Kitty
> > neIN, Zone 5
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Gene Bush" <genebush@netsurfusa.net>
> > To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> > Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:43 PM
> > Subject: Re: [CHAT] a funny
> >
> >
> > > Well, Kitty
> > >    there is another way to look at that one. She could have said what
> she
> > > meant... or restated her desire more clearly. Not nice to say nothing
> all
> > > through the experiences and then feel free to criticize all his efforts
> to
> > > show how he cared...
> > >    I know, I know... just a joke. But, perhaps one that has a ring of
> > > truth in the background. Male, female, thing.
> > >    (And if anyone called me names.......shame, shame)
> > > Feeling sensitive this afternoon....
> > > Gene E. Bush
> > > Munchkin Nursery & Gardens, llc
> > > www.munchkinnursery.com
> > > genebush@munchkinnursery.com
> > > Zone 6/5  Southern Indiana
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
> > > To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> > > Sent: Sunday, July 13, 2008 10:11 AM
> > > Subject: [CHAT] a funny
> > >
> > >
> > >>A man was sitting on the bed observing his wife looking at her self in
> the
> > >>mirror Since her birthday was not far away he asked her what she would
> > >>like. "I'd like to be six again," she replied.
> > >>
> > >> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her an nice big
> bowl
> > >> of Lucky Charms, then took her to the theme park. What a day! He put
> her
> > >> on all the rides in the park, roller coaster etc.every thing there
> was.
> > >> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
> > >> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> > >>
> > >> Then it was off to the movie: popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
> > >> candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !
> > >>
> > >> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed,
> > >> exhausted.
> > >> He leaned over her with a big smile on his face and lovingly asked,
> "Well
> > >> Dear,what was it like to be six again?"
> > >>
> > >> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
> > >> "I meant my dress size ,you dumb ***!"
> > >>
> > >> The moral of the story: even when a man is listening he is gonna get
> it
> > >> wrong!
> > >> Kitty
> > >> neIN, Zone 5
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Pam Evans
Kemp TX
zone 8A

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