Re: humor-the best medicine

> > > Got any more jokes? I think today calls for 2 or more 

Well, this one gave me a chuckle, it's a bit off-color, so skip this if
you think it might offend you. And, in light of what started this, the
humor may be considered dark, but I think your dad might find it
funny...if he can laugh at his own condition....



Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on
a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from
across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front
of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and feebler,
couldn't reach that far. Bless her heart.



--
Kitty 
neIN, Zone5

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> Oh Theresa darlin' - that just ultimately BITES!! I'd be afraid to 
> ask the what happens next thing as it could become sulf-fulfilling. 
> Maybe it is time to say chunk it and move to Iowa after all. Bless 
> your heart - sending prayers and hugs for sure! 
> 
> 
> On 6/28/05, Daryl wrote: 
> > Oh, Theresa, what a mess! Sending thoughts and prayers your way. 
> > 
> > Meanwhile, to make you smile, from "The Cynic's Guide to Life: " I believe 
> > for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks 
> > and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... 
> > 
> > Hope today goes better for you. 
> > 
> > 
> > d 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Theresa -yhoo" 
> > To: 
> > Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 8:04 PM 
> > Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine 
> > 
> > 
> > > Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle. My dad is 
> > > more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't 
> > > be able to come home. And.... to top off the day, my 
> > > husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me 
> > > that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years 
> > > with this company)..So, what do you think will happen 
> > > next???? 
> > > 
> > > Got any more jokes? I think today calls for 2 or more 
> > > humor-breaks. 
> > > Theresa 
> > 
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> -- 
> Pam Evans 
> Kemp TX 
> zone 8A 
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