Re: humor-the best medicine

ROFL! Sure didn't offend me, Kitty.
zem
----- Original Message ----- From: <kmrsy@comcast.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2005 12:48 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine


> > Got any more jokes? I think today calls for 2 or more
Well, this one gave me a chuckle, it's a bit off-color, so skip this if
you think it might offend you. And, in light of what started this, the
humor may be considered dark, but I think your dad might find it
funny...if he can laugh at his own condition....



Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on
a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from
across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front
of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and feebler,
couldn't reach that far. Bless her heart.



--
Kitty
neIN, Zone5

-------------- Original message --------------
Oh Theresa darlin' - that just ultimately BITES!! I'd be afraid to
ask the what happens next thing as it could become sulf-fulfilling.
Maybe it is time to say chunk it and move to Iowa after all. Bless
your heart - sending prayers and hugs for sure!


On 6/28/05, Daryl wrote:
> Oh, Theresa, what a mess! Sending thoughts and prayers your way.
>
> Meanwhile, to make you smile, from "The Cynic's Guide to Life: " I > believe
> for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation > leaks
> and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...
>
> Hope today goes better for you.
>
>
> d
>
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>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Theresa -yhoo"
> To:
> Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 8:04 PM
> Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine
>
>
> > Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle. My dad is
> > more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't
> > be able to come home. And.... to top off the day, my
> > husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me
> > that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years
> > with this company)..So, what do you think will happen
> > next????
> >
> > Got any more jokes? I think today calls for 2 or more
> > humor-breaks.
> > Theresa
>
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Pam Evans
Kemp TX
zone 8A

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