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A Dirt-y Valentine


My how thyme flies - here's another in the series of annual "botanical" valentine... with apologies to Nina Simone…
 
A Dirty Valentine
 
I dig you, baby. Yes, yes, I double-dig you (even though I do not beleaf in it). There is no tilling what I would do for you. This is no load of manure – for you I have composted my best valentine. I will worm my way into your heart. No need to test me – I am yours…tilth the twelfth of never.
 
Happy Soiled Valentine's Day
 
No, no, that won't do. Shall we amend?
 
Happy Unsoiled Valentine's Day...
 
Happy Soilless Valentine's Day...
 
No amendments! Happy Valentine's Day!


Sally Williams
my new address is gardenlit@gmail.com
please change your address book
thanks

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