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Re: Jokes

 Chinese Proverbs of Wisdom:
  1.  Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  2.  Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
  3.  Man who run in front of car get tired.
  4.  Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  5.  Man with hand in pocket not always playing with change.
  6.  Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
  7.  Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  8.  Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  9.  Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
  10. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
  11. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  12. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
  13. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
  14. War doesn't determine who is right...war
             determines who is left.
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