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Re: The Pregnant Woman

  > > A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
  > > opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
  > > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man 
  > > more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
  > > complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
  > >
  > > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say 
  > > himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, "When the
  > > lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat
  > > under a sign that said 'The Gold Dust Twins are coming,' and I had to
  > > smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment
  > > will reduce the swelling' and I had to grin. Then she placed herself 
  > > a sign that said 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly
  > > control myself.
  > >
  > > BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said
  > > 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I laughed out 
  > >
  > > "Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.

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