Re: The Pregnant Woman
- To: J*@aol.com, hosta-open@mallorn.com, C*@aol.com
- Subject: Re: The Pregnant Woman
- From: S*@aol.com
- Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 11:22:57 EST
> > A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
> > opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
> > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed
> > more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
> > complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
> >
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say
for
> > himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, "When the
> > lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
> > under a sign that said 'The Gold Dust Twins are coming,' and I had to
> > smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment
> > will reduce the swelling' and I had to grin. Then she placed herself
under
> > a sign that said 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly
> > control myself.
> >
> > BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said
> > 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I laughed out
loud."
> >
> > "Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.
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