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He Who Casts The First....

 >Subject: Arthritis
 >A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a
 >priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
 >red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out
 >of his ripped jacket pocket.
 >He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few
 >minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked
 >"Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?"
 >The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior
 >snapped "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked
 >women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!"
 >"Well, I'll be," the man muttered and returned to his
 >The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
 >and apologized, "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I
 >didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from
 >"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the
 >Pope does."

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