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Dear Shay Guy
You are a moron.
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From:
S*@aol.com
To: S*@aol.com
Sent: Friday, January 12, 2001 6:40
AM
Subject: 20 Rules
20 Rules For Being A Good Republican
1. You have to
believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was
due to the work of
Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that yesterday's
gas prices are all
Clinton's fault.
2. You have to believe that those privileged from
birth achieve success
all on their own.
3. You have to be against
government programs, but expect Social
Security checks on time.
4.
You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes
a
profit.
5. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as
you don't pray
to Allah or Buddah.
6. You have to believe that only
your own teenagers are still virgins.
7. You have to believe that a
woman cannot be trusted with decisions
about her own body, but that large
corporations should have no
regulation or interference
whatsoever.
8. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way,
Jesus shares your
hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President
Clinton.
9. You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing
up black
in America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still
won't vote
for Alan Keyes.
10. You have to believe that it was wise
to allow Ken Starr to spend $50
million to attack Clinton because no other
U.S. presidents have ever
been unfaithful to their wives.
11. You
have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun
is bad
because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for
all
Americans.
12. You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of
schools,
because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't
have sex.
13. You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they
defend the
Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend
the
Constitution.
14. You have to believe that socialism hasn't
worked anywhere, and that
Europe doesn't exist.
15. You have to
believe that the AIDS virus is not important enough to
deserve federal
funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and
that the public
doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we just
ignore it, it will
go away.
16. You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting
the morals
of 6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality,
but the
Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good
reading.
17. You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have
killed more
Americans than handguns, alcohol and tobacco.
18. You
have to believe that even though governments have supported the
arts for
5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art
were paid
for by governments, our government should shun any such
support. After all,
the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor
don't need
any.
19. You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent
of old
growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests
and
the extinction of the several species of plants and animals
therein.
20. You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for
Newt
Gingrich, Henry Hyde and Bob Livingston for their marital
infidelities,
but that that bastard Clinton should be
impeached.
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