Not hosta Are you old enough to remember
- Subject: Not hosta Are you old enough to remember
- From: M* C*
- Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2001 19:21:26 -0400
- Importance: Normal
Are you old enough to remember these roadside messages?
>
> DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
> TO GAIN A MINUTE
> YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
> YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> DROVE TOO LONG
> DRIVER SNOOZING
> WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
> IS NOT AMUSING
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> BROTHER SPEEDERS
> LET'S REHEARSE
> ALL TOGETHER
> GOOD MORNING NURSE
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> CAUTIOUS RIDER
> TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
> LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
> AND LOTS MORE STEER
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
> OF PAUL FOR BEER
> LED TO A
> WARMER HEMISPHERE
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> SPEED WAS HIGH
> WEATHER WAS NOT
> TIRES WERE THIN
> X MARKS THE SPOT
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> AROUND THE CURVE
> LICKETY-SPLIT
> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR
> WASN'T IT?
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> PASSING CARS
> WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE
> MAY GET YOU A GLIMPSE
> OF ETERNITY
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> NO MATTER THE PRICE
> NO MATTER HOW NEW
> THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
> IN THE CAR IS YOU
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> A GUY WHO DRIVES
> A CAR WIDE OPEN
> IS NOT THINKING'
> HE'S JUST HOPIN'
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> AT INTERSECTIONS
> LOOK EACH WAY
> A HARP SOUNDS NICE
> BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
> EYES ON THE ROAD
> THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
> DRIVER'S CODE
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
> THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN
> HE'S BEEN DRINKING
> DEPENDS ON YOU
> TO DO HIS THINKING
>
> **Burma-Shave**
>
>
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Mary Chastain
Lakeside Acres
8119 Roy Lane
Ooltewah, TN 37363
phone 423-238-4534
http://Gardensights.com/Lakeside
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