- Subject: (no subject)
- From: ShayDguy@aol.com
- Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 10:21:26 EDT
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess
naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would
you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency
in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone
should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
and died during one of them. Which one?'
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't
happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much
> Subject: Rocky
> A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man
> with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the
> middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the
> man explains that they work for the airline.
> The dog handler says to the first man "Don't mind Rocky. he is a sniffer
> dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him
> work. The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
> man. "Watch this" ..
> He tells the dog "Rocky, Search!"
> The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a
> few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
> He says "Good boy!", and turns to the first man and says, "That woman is
> possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat
> for the police who will apprehend her on arrival".
> "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
> Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,
> down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both
> on the handler's arm.
> He says "Good boy!", and turns to the first man and says, "'That man is
> carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat
> "That's marvelous! I've never seen anything like it!" says the first man.
> Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the
> aisle of the plane. After awhile sits down next to someone, and then comes
> racing back and jumps up onto the seat and sh*ts all over the place.
> The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What the h*ll
> going on with the dog?!"
> The handler replies , "He just found a found a bomb"