Thoughts

>
>    "Things I Wish I'd Known ...
>    Before I Went Out In The Real World"
>
>    1. Any and all compliments can be handled by simply
>    saying "Why, thank you" though it helps if you say it
> with a Southern accent).
>
>    2. Some people are working backstage, some are
>    playing in the orchestra, some are on stage singing,
>    some are in the audience as critics and some are
> there to applaud. Know who and where you are.
>
>    3. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
>
>    4. When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go
>    by your own taste.
>
>    5. Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the
>    waiters and doesn't like dogs/cats.
>
>    6. Good sex should involve laughter. Because think
>    about it, it is funny.
>
>    7. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
>    If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it
> moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
>
>    8. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
>    relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
>
>    9. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>    10. When you make a mistake, make amends
> immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still
> warm.
>
>   11. The only really good advice that I remember
>  my mother ever gave me was, "Go! You might
>    meet somebody!"
>
>    12. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her-
>    -believe it.
>
>    13. I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself,
>    'Will this matter one year from now? How about
>   one month? One week? One day?'
>
>    14. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
>
>    15. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
>    You have another chance!
>
>    16. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
>    miserable because of a bad or former relationship
>    just might mean that the other person was right
>    about you.
>
>    17. Knowing how to listen to music is as great
>    a talent as knowing how to make it.
>
> 18. Work is good but it's not that important.
>
>    19. Never underestimate the kindness of your
>    fellow man.
>
>    20. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You
>   never know when you are going to need them to
>    empty your bedpan.
>



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