Re: Dr Suess goes to Florida

Now THAT'S funny.

Chick

Ray W wrote:

> Doctor Seuss Goes To Florida
>
>                  Can we count them with our nose?
>                  Can we count them with our toes?
>                  Should we count them with a band?
>                  Should we count them all by hand?
>                  If I do not like the count,
>                  I will simply throw them out!
>                  I will not let this vote count stand
>                  I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
>
>                  Can we change these numbers here?
>                  Can we change them, calm my fears?
>                  What do you mean, Dubya has won?
>                  This is not fair, this is not fun
>                  Let's count them upside down this time
>                  Let's count until the state is mine!
>
>                  I will not let this VOTE count stand!
>                  I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
>                  I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
>                  You have not heard the last of it!
>                  I'll count the ballots one by one
>                  And hold each one up to the sun!
>                  I'll count, recount, and count some more!
>                  You'll grow to hate this little chore
>
>                  But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
>                  I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
>
>                  I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
>                  I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
>                  Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
>                  all telling me that I should sue!
>                  We find the Electoral College vile!
>                  RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
>
>                  We do not want this vote to stand!
>                  We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
>                  How shall we count this ballot box?
>                  Let's count it standing in our socks!
>                  Shall we count this one in a tree?
>                  And who shall count it, you or me?
>                  We cannot, cannot count enough!
>                  We must not stop, we must be tough!
>
>                  I do not want this vote to stand!
>                  I do not like it AL GORE I am!
>
>                  I've counted till my fingers bleed!
>                  And still can't fulfill my counting need!
>                  I'll count the tiles on the floor!
>                  I'll count, and count, and count some more!
>                  And I will not say that I am done!
>                  Until the counting says I've won!
>
>                  I will not let this vote count stand!
>                  I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
>                  What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
>                  You think the current count should stay?
>                  You do not like my counting scheme?
>                  It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
>                  Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
>                  Your only care should be for me!
>
>                  I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
>                  I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!
>
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