Re: Dr Suess goes to Florida
On Wed, 22 Nov 2000 18:01:18 -0500, you wrote:
>Now THAT'S funny.
>
yes, but this poem doesn't quite have Dr. S' rhythym!
>
>Ray W wrote:
>
>> Doctor Seuss Goes To Florida
>>
>> Can we count them with our nose?
>> Can we count them with our toes?
>> Should we count them with a band?
>> Should we count them all by hand?
>> If I do not like the count,
>> I will simply throw them out!
>> I will not let this vote count stand
>> I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
>>
>> Can we change these numbers here?
>> Can we change them, calm my fears?
>> What do you mean, Dubya has won?
>> This is not fair, this is not fun
>> Let's count them upside down this time
>> Let's count until the state is mine!
>>
>> I will not let this VOTE count stand!
>> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>>
>> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
>> You have not heard the last of it!
>> I'll count the ballots one by one
>> And hold each one up to the sun!
>> I'll count, recount, and count some more!
>> You'll grow to hate this little chore
>>
>> But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
>> I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
>>
>> I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
>> I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
>> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
>> all telling me that I should sue!
>> We find the Electoral College vile!
>> RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
>>
>> We do not want this vote to stand!
>> We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>>
>> How shall we count this ballot box?
>> Let's count it standing in our socks!
>> Shall we count this one in a tree?
>> And who shall count it, you or me?
>> We cannot, cannot count enough!
>> We must not stop, we must be tough!
>>
>> I do not want this vote to stand!
>> I do not like it AL GORE I am!
>>
>> I've counted till my fingers bleed!
>> And still can't fulfill my counting need!
>> I'll count the tiles on the floor!
>> I'll count, and count, and count some more!
>> And I will not say that I am done!
>> Until the counting says I've won!
>>
>> I will not let this vote count stand!
>> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>>
>> What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
>> You think the current count should stay?
>> You do not like my counting scheme?
>> It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
>> Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
>> Your only care should be for me!
>>
>> I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
>> I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!
>>
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