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This joke could be helpful humble humor for those too tempted to enter
urinary projection competitions......:-)

-----Original Message-----
From: Tony & Moira Ryan <theryans@XTRA.CO.NZ>
To: OGL@LSV.UKY.EDU <OGL@LSV.UKY.EDU>
Date: Friday, April 02, 1999 1:22 AM
Subject: Joke


>One of the funniest we have been sent for some time........
>
> An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
>pharmacist
> for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you
> want?"
>
> The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
>
> The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
>
> The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right.  I don't need them for
>sex
> anymore as I am over 80 years old.  I just want it to stick out far
>enough
> so I don't pee on my shoes."
>
>Tony
>--
>Tony & Moira Ryan <theryans@xtra.co.nz>
>Wainuiomata,
>New Zealand (astride the "Ring of Fire" in the SW Pacific).
>


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