OT; Humour
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- Subject: OT; Humour
- From: h* &* b* p*
- Date: Sat, 29 Jul 2000 09:23:14 +1000
Hi folks,
These are not my own words, but I sure wish I thought of some of them! This was sent to me from my friend Janet Hutchinson. I hope you enjoy them too.
Heather
Subject: Proverbs and Aphorisms
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If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Before you criticise anyone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away, and barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
If you look like your passport photo, then you're too sick to travel.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth,Women are from earth - deal with it.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
There endeth the lesson.
Heather
Who's lamenting the fact that that "certain sporting event" due to be held here in September has to be endured before Iris bloom season starts. Grrrrrr!
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