Re: OT; Humour
Hello Heather and Bernard.....Brilliant bit of writing there Heather. I
laughed and laughed. Particularly like the one that said if you looked like
you passport photo, and the choosing evil sins one. Well Done. I have
printed it for my fridge collection......Thanks for the giggle, Regards
Wendy.wendon@dcsi.net.au...where the heifer calves are outranking the bull
calves on a massive scale. We have more heifers than ever before...The
feeder is tired.
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From: "heather & bernard pryor" <irishaven@pip.com.au>
To: <iris-talk@egroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, July 29, 2000 9:23 AM
Subject: [iris-talk] OT; Humour
> Hi folks,
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> These are not my own words, but I sure wish I thought of some of them!
This was sent to me from my friend Janet Hutchinson. I hope you enjoy them
too.
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> Heather
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> Subject: Proverbs and Aphorisms
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> If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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> Before you criticise anyone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he
gets angry, he'll be a mile away, and barefoot.
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> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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> If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
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> It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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> If you look like your passport photo, then you're too sick to travel.
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> Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
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> Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
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> A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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> Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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> Men are from earth,Women are from earth - deal with it.
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> Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
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> There endeth the lesson.
> Heather
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> Who's lamenting the fact that that "certain sporting event" due to be held
here in September has to be endured before Iris bloom season starts.
Grrrrrr!
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