OT-Humor: Catching Cats

> Another solution is to get a live trap, and catch them (esp if they are
> feral). If the owners aren't willing to be responsible for their 
> animals ...

John:

Um... though this appeals... what do you intend to do with a trap 
containing one screaming cat, busily attempting to claw itself to death 
in a frenzy to get out of the cage? <g>

Something tells me catching one would be worse than if it escaped!

(I know, there is an obvious solution to "where they go" but that isn't 
as humerous)

Seriously, the squirt gun idea really appeals to me.

I once had a litter born under our lilac at the end of our "good" (less 
weed prone) garden. Fine, cute, aw. Until a few weeks to a moth later, 
and they get bigger and won't leave. And of course the mother aint so 
cute either. So the only solution is to uproot them out of the garden.

Well nothing worked. Throwing dirt at them, yelling at them, hissing at 
them, nuttin, honey.

Then I got a flower bucket out... a little cold water shower and BOOM 
they were outta site! Other than being really wet and grumpy, they were 
fine, and they never showed their whiskers in my garden again. Now I 
just wish I could do that to the eastern red squirrel, the most annoying 
creature on earth.... (poor local chipmunks never had a chance.)

Alexander in Oregon, z8


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