Re: RE: OT-HUMOR: You know you're an addict if...

You use all your frequent flyer points to attend American Iris Conventions because in Australian bloom time you are far too busy hybridising etc to even consider leaving your own garden.


Colleen Modra
South Australia


----- Original Message ----- From: "Mary Swann-Young" <MryL1@msn.com>
To: "iris" <iris@hort.net>
Sent: Saturday, March 25, 2006 9:54 AM
Subject: [iris] RE: OT-HUMOR: You know you're an addict if...


Your alarm clock is on the floor because a pot of seedlings is using that
little sunny spot.

Your dining table and half the kitchen counter are covered with pots of
seedlings.

You talk about Edith, Rosalie, Clarence and Beverly more often than any human
being.

You plan to take off work on your birthday ... because it's peak bloom time.

You live near Indianapolis and are actually considering having a garden party
on race day.

The only reason you want to go to California (or anywhwere else!) is to see
iris.

You want to win the lottery so you can visit Australia, buy more land, hire
some help and build a greenhouse.

Your front yard has become a maze of walkways between the beds.

Your back yard has disappeared.

Others?

Mary Lou, near Indianapolis

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