OT-HUMOR: Ode to iris rot
- Subject: OT-HUMOR: Ode to iris rot
- From: J*@aol.com
- Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 21:20:16 EST
From: JEM300@aol.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ode to ROT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
O Rot! Thou appeareth like snot
Your foul stench doth offend me.....
I could scrape heartily with my spoon,
From sunup to fool's moon....
And not rid my fair iris of Rot!
Please forgive me (my sophomore English teacher would be appalled, as well) I
just spent an hour cleaning up rot in my garden. It is disgusting!! I was
entertaining myself while doing it by making up this little poem. Thought I
would share it! If anyone wants to add to it....feel free! (I'm sure Linda
Mann could probably add a few verses, right? :-)
Linda Doffek
West Bend, WI Zone 5 (microcosm of Iris Hades)
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