Redneck Irisarians
- To: i*@rt66.com
- Subject: Redneck Irisarians
- From: J*@aol.com
- Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 15:59:09 -0400
I thought of one!
You know you're a redneck irisarian when you use rhizomes for bait: catch you
a few catfish for breakfast, then later get them squirrels in shootin' range
for dinner! (with apologies to my granddaddy from Knoxville, TN)
Mary Forte
Atascadero, CA
jforte@aol.com
P. S. Does anyone know if the neighbors' horses will eat my irises if I plant
them where they can reach them?