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Don't Read This . . .

. . . if you've got a tendency to be offended by ethnic jokes. . .

Two Irishmen, longstanding friends, were talking while nursing their drinks
at the local pub. The first one looks at the other, tears in his eyes, and
says, "Patrick, when I die, will ye pour a bottle of the finest 
whiskey upon me grave?" Chokingly, Patrick answers, "Aye, Michael... I will.
But do ye mind if it passes through me system first?"

P.S.  Wasn't it from this group that I read urine keeps pesty critters out
of the old pumpkin patch???


You SHOULD read Angela's Ashes . . . it's a GREAT book . . . I read it
before it was really fashionable to read it.  It's about extreme Irish poverty.


***I borrowed this from Mr. Hancock's showprep material.  As some of you
know, he's a radio talk show host.  Right now, he's ZZZZZZZZ on the couch,
so I can write about him.  And, of course, ESPN is on TV.
He was EVERY BIT the party boy in the 70s . . . I can't believe this is what
it's come to.  And . . . it's just now 8:30pm EST on DST.

I'm just biding time until I can start my seeds.  I CAN'T wait!!!  You know,
as a rookie last year . . . I asked about milk-feeding pumpkins and I got
the same lecture.  I should be writing copy (I work at a TV station . . .
for real); I should be exercising; I should be doing something really
constructive other than keying all this nonsense . . . I told you in the
Subject Line that you shouldn't read this . . . and here you are . . . still
with me.

Thanks to Tim and Kathy for your posts.  Where's my other buddy???

Don't come see the softer side of Sears . . . it reeks of polyester.

Later!

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