Subject: RE: seeds from outside USA are still OK... I think


Homeland Security, huh. I thought my pumpkins were up to no good this
year. Didn't realize they were conspiring with Al Quaeda. I suppose
those regulations are to stop the seeds of terrorism from taking root in
the US. We're all aware of what rogue seeds can do in the garden. We
just lacked the intelligence and moral fortitude to realize that other
countries could use these seeds to attack America. We should all keep a
wary eye on our patches next year to watch out for those rogue Canadian
seeds. Anyone seeing these seeds should email Tom Ridge and George Bush
and let him know that we're doing out patriotic duty by reporting
infiltrating seeds.
 
 Of course, now that I've mentioned Al Quaeda, Homeland Security,"Attack
on America" and terrorism, I'm sure the NSA has flagged this message,
and will be making a visit to my patch. :-)

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