Re: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers
- Subject: Re: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers
- From: "Peter Paynter" p*@pei.sympatico.ca
- Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 17:59:28 -0400
- List-archive: <http://www.hort.net/lists/pumpkins/> (Web Archive)
Vince ,,, that's a good one.
----- Original Message -----
From: "vince" <anaid_tecuod@yahoo.com>
To: <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
Sent: Monday, January 20, 2003 4:08 PM
Subject: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers
> Should you follow your mind or your heart?
> -or something else??
>
> "I should be in charge" said the brain,
> "because I have all the smarts."
>
> "I should be in charge" said the blood,
> "because I circulate oxygen all over so
> without me you'd all waste away."
>
> "I should be in charge, " said the
> stomach," because I process food
> and give all of you energy."
>
> "I should be in charge" said the legs,
> "because I carry the body
> wherever it needs to go."
>
> "I should be in charge" said the eyes,
> "because I allow the body to
> see where it goes."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the
> rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
> waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the
> rectum and insulted him, so in
> a huff, he shut down tight.
>
> Within a few days, the brain had a
> terrible headache, the stomach was
> bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
> got watery, and the blood was
> toxic. They all decided that the rectum
> should be the boss.
>
> The Moral of the story?
>
> The asshole is usually in charge
>
> vince
>
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