A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers
- Subject: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers
- From: vince a*@yahoo.com
- Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 12:08:48 -0800 (PST)
- List-archive: <http://www.hort.net/lists/pumpkins/> (Web Archive)
Should you follow your mind or your heart?
-or something else??
"I should be in charge" said the brain,
"because I have all the smarts."
"I should be in charge" said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so
without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the
stomach," because I process food
and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs,
"because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes,
"because I allow the body to
see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the
rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
got watery, and the blood was
toxic. They all decided that the rectum
should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge
vince
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