Re: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers

All right Vince. That's what I always say: Let's compost more manure!!!!


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From: "vince" <anaid_tecuod@yahoo.com>
To: <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
Sent: Monday, January 20, 2003 9:08 PM
Subject: A Lesson for All Pumpkin Growers


> Should you follow your mind or your heart?
> -or something else??
> 
> "I should be in charge" said the brain,
> "because I have all the smarts."
> 
> "I should be in charge" said the blood,
> "because I circulate oxygen all over so
> without me you'd all waste away."
> 
> "I should be in charge, " said the
> stomach," because I process food
> and give all of you energy."
> 
> "I should be in charge" said the legs,
> "because I carry the body
> wherever it needs to go."
> 
> "I should be in charge" said the eyes,
> "because I allow the body to
> see where it goes."
> 
> "I should be in charge," said the
> rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
> waste removal."
> 
> All the other body parts laughed at the
> rectum and insulted him, so in
> a huff, he shut down tight.
> 
> Within a few days, the brain had a
> terrible headache, the stomach was
> bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
> got watery, and the blood was
> toxic. They all decided that the rectum
> should be the boss.
> 
> The Moral of the story?
> 
> The asshole is usually in charge
> 
> vince
> 
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