Re: North America Challenge

Wayne,

Not to worry eg., a naval invasion from the North! I am currently working on
a bottom feeding curcubit fish. They are similar to the drug sniffing fruit
fly the ATF is currently using. When hatched they are introduced to an odor,
the rest of their lives they will seek out that odor and decent upon it.
These tiny little fish a descendent from the native Mt. Toshobi parana have
been introduced to the smell of Extreme North American curcubit, upon their
hatching. They have been released into the lakes of the Great Northeast as
well as a salt water version in the pacific. Upon the launch of any Canadian
Curcubit flotilla they will decent upon their boats and rapidly eat out
their bottoms, quickly sinking their ships. We still need to be concerned
with regard to an aerial attack, don't know what happened to Capt. Mark M.,
he must have gone AWOL? I think I am the number #1 subscriber to the Ottawa
St.. Lawrence Growers Assoc.. as Well as the #1 subscriber to the Growers
Stake, this should put me in a good position to intercept any secret weapons
technology they may have developed or plans for attack. Will update you in
pig Latin should this note be intercepted. This note will self distract in
five seconds! PS. Forgot about those Delaware Chunkers, with Gary' Material
and the Heartland Growers we  should be able to put some major flack into
the sky. I sure would hate to be hit with that one!

Merlin!
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>Calling all U.S. Growers, Calling all U.S. growers!,
>   I just knew it! My worst fears have been realized. The Canadians have
>intercepted my secret coded message to Chris A. As you can see, Gus is
already
>starting to mobilize the troops. The Canadian pumpkin navy might out gun us
>with their numbers and the tonnage of their vessels, but all hope is not
lost.
>With proper tactics and training we can prevail. Divide and conquer? Maybe.
We
>can't depend on any help from New Zealand or the Aussies unless we can get
>some of them to grow pumpkins during their winter in greenhouses ( I bet
the
>wives would love that). I'm afraid we must go it alone. We have the better
>part of a year to get ready for them. #1 it is of the utmost importance
that
>we grow as many 700 plus pounders as possible. #2 we must send agents to
the
>Ottawa seminar to gather intelligence.....see if there are any chinks in
the
>armor. #3 Gary Keyzer and the Midwest pumpkin chunkers must get together to
>defend the heartland. I figure that Keyzer can take his fertilizer
contraption
>on the picnic table and modify it with the help of the pumpkin chunkers.
That
>could be an awesome defensive weapon, should Gus and the Sarnia boys try
for a
>sneak attack on Lake Michigan. How could it come to this? Scales are no
longer
>an effective way to settle pumpkin disputes? We must  fight our battles on
the
>high seas? I regret that I have but one pumpkin to give to my country! We
have
>nothing to fear but fear itself. Now is not the time for knee jerk
>reactions....cool heads must prevail. AMERICA......Man (and women) your
>rototillers, pick up your manure forks, turn your compost piles. It is time
>for all good growers to come to the aid of their country!
>                                                       moc.loa@yugnikmup
>(coded screen name)
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