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RE: Tyson


Duncan McAlpine

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>Too good to pass up......
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>   I'm sure you've heard about the big fight on Saturday night, and it's
>   unusual ending in the third round. . .  (The match was called to a halt
>   after Mike Tyson bit a sizable chunk of flesh out of Evander Holyfield's
>   right ear, and a second bite of Holyfield's left ear.)
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>   USA Today's Internet site published a list of headlines gathered by the
>   Associated Press which captured the "flavor" of the evening:
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>'Ears some puns from the newspaper world
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>   A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike
>   Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
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>   ''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
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>   ''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
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>   ''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
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>   ''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
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>   ''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night''
>               - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
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>   ''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
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>   ''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell''
>              - Salt Lake Tribune.
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>   ''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
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>   ''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
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>   ''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
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>   ''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
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>   ''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight''
>          - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
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>   ''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
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>   ''Earmark of an eerie night''
>          - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
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>   ''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.
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>   ''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
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>   ''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.
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>   ''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.
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>   ''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.
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>   ''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.
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>   ''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).
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>   ''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
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>   ''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).
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>   ''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York.
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>   ''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.
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>   ''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.
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>   ''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
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>   ''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin.
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>   ''Dracula'' - New York Post.
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>   ''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.
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>   ''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.
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>   ''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.
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>   ''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.
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>   ''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.
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>   ''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.
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>   ''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.
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>   ''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.
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>   ''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
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>   ''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs''
>         - Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.
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>   ''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
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>   ''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing'' - The Guardian (London).
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>...and furthormore.....did you hear that Mike has offers for endorsements
>already????
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>.......Swansons "Hungry Man Dinners"   and   "Hamburger Helper"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>or better yet.....can you hear him sing...."My bologna has a first name, its
>Evander......."
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