Re: It could happen to Zoo Doo
- To: <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
- Subject: Re: It could happen to Zoo Doo
- From: "* A* <c*@value.net>
- Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 16:05:20 -0700
Too funny Lub,
Thanks for the laugh!
Chris
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>PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich
>Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of
>animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and
>prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly --
>and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
>Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to
>give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the
>relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of
>mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected
>defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he
>struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the
>elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him,"
>said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.
>"With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung
>for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and
>during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of
>those freak accidents that happen."
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