FW: Virus warning
- To: "'PUMPKINS@MALLORN.COM'" <PUMPKINS@mallorn.com>
- Subject: FW: Virus warning
- From: "* D* G* <D*@PSS.Boeing.com>
- Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 10:47:41 -0700
> If you receive an email called Wilbert do not open it.
>
>
> It will infect your computer, slice open your hard disk and remove the
> contents.
>
>
> Your stigmas will become pencillate, or no-discoid or both.
>
>
> Your inflorescences will be pickled, your spathes will curve. Later
> your connectives will become characteristic whilst you will develop
> long caudate tips.
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> Lock up your naughty bits and on no account allow anyone to count them
> or approach them with vinegar or formaldyehyde.
>
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> If infected, you will find that early symptoms are mania, dribbling,
> and a tendancy to leave the top off the toothpaste, later your socks
> will exhibit spontaneous cryptic bilateral fission. This is
> characteristic of serious infection.
> ______________________________________________________________________
> _____________
> Wow I have to go an cool off - Wilbert this analysis is MAGNIFICENT, I
> really have to digest but seriously THANKS. I always thought that if
> we pratted long enough a knight in shining armour would rescue us.
>
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> Paul Christian - Rare Plants
> Internet Site - " http://rareplants.co.uk
> <http://rareplants.co.uk/> "
> e-mail - paul@rareplants.co.uk
> - bulbs@chesternet.co.uk
> Telephone - (+44) 01978 366399
> NEW Fax - (+44) 01978 266466
> Snail Mail to - Dr. P.J.Christian,
> PO Box 468,WREXHAM,
> LL13 9XR, United Kingdom
> - 53°01'N 3°04'W
>
> NEW SUMMER LIST "http://rareplants.co.uk/sumcat.htm"
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