Pumpkin Porn

I received a bit of mail today that I can only discribe as "pumpkin
porn." I am not joking although I take it someone else was thought they
were.  I have not seen it but my wife opened it and called me (thank God
she did because my 6 and 8 year old are allowed to open all my pumpkin
mail!) There was a letter from someone called Randal Furr from some
talent agency who took it upon himself to find a suitable Miss Southern
Pumpkins for the SPGA magazine centerfold. The contest was held and
"Jessey" won (photograph inclosed, of course naked) . It was autographed
to me. The letter was sent from Dulles, Virginia.

I think we can all agree, to whom ever sent this, keep it to yourself
and out of the world of giant pumpkins.

Joe Mills
SPGA

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