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Alice

To All:

Thankyou very much for the sympathy, and the light humor.   This group is
certainly a wonderful bunch of people.   

Last night we recovered the remains of Alice at a remote park about 5 miles
north of here.  It looks like she put a respectable fight though.   It
appears that the perpetrators tried to kick her and smash her, but they
couldn't (there were boot holes in the sides).   It looks they ended up
smashing one side in by throwing bricks and rocks at her.  I got her
remains on my truck right now, and have taken the seeds out.  (by the way
I'm willing to trade)  

The funeral will be held at 2:00 this afternoon on the compost pile behind
the barn.  

The suspects are still at large, but the mini-van was caught on our
security video.  

Thanks again for the "support"  


Rick from Wisconsin
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