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Re: Where's Alice

Rick - a few years back I had someone steal a 250 lb pumpkin from my front
yard.  This was before I was a grower -  I had purchased the gourd and
invested alot of hours carving it.  About 4 days after Halloween, it
dissappeared.  At first I was really angry, and then I realized that the
pumpkin was maybe 48 hours away from pulling a total meltdown, hopefully in
the trunk of some theif's car.   After that, Iwas afraid they would return
it!  But I did get some satisfaction out of imagining the "prize" turning
aggressively into slime.  Serves them right.

	Dan

>Alice was a perfectly shaped giant pumpkin, she weighed in at around 500
>wonderfully orange pounds and looked really neat out in our yard.   This
>morning we got up to find that she was gone!!!!  There were drag marks out
>to the driveway where someone loaded her up and took her away.
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