Re: dark theory & dark pumpkin theory

Gordon ,
Are ! You gong wacky: Its only pumpkin weighoff time , not the end of the world,
you will probly get a big one in 2001, sit back, drink a cool one, relax, you don't need a theory,
just a big pumpkin.
I'am told that one that seems to be upsetting you is for real, face it, after weighoff there will
be more of them. It just gives us more reason to try harder, really: have we done everything that was
possible this year. If we're honest, I believe not. So let's move on & give credit where credit is due.
Your friend in P.E.I.      Bill        PS. My year was not that great either but 2001 is coming.



At 12:56 PM 9/22/00 , you wrote:
>The Dark Sucking Theory -DSK
>For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs
>emit light, but recent obervations I have made and
>then studied have proven otherwise. 
>Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark.
>Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
>The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark
>suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than
>light.
>First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that
>electric bulbs suck dark.  For example, take the Dark
>Sucker in the room you are in.  There is much less
>dark right next to it than there is elsewhere.  The
>larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to
>suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much
>greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in most
>rooms.
>So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever.
>Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck.
>This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
>
>A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker.  A new candle has
>a white wick. You can see that after the first use,
>the wick turns black, representing all the dark that
>has been sucked into it.  If you put a pencil next to
>the
>wick of an operating candle, it will turn black.  This
>is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into
>the candle.  One of the disadvantages of these
>primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
>There are also portable Dark Suckers.  In these, the
>bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must
>be aided by a Dark Storage Unit.  When the Dark
>Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or
>replaced
>before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
>Dark has mass.  When dark goes into a Dark Sucker,
>friction from the mass generates heat.  Thus, it is
>not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker.
>Candles present a special problem as the mass must
>travel into a solid wick instead of through clear
>glass.  This generates a great amount of heat and
>therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
>Again, dark is heavier than light.  If you were to
>swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see
>a lot of light.  If you were to slowly swim deeper and
>deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker.
>When you get really deep, you would be in total
>darkness.  This is because the heavier dark sinks to
>the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at
>the top.  The is why it is called light.
>Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light.
>If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a
>closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet
>door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet.
> But
>since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see
>the dark leave the closet.
>Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it
>is really a Dark Sucker.
>Several experiments involving pumpkins and dark are
>underway as I speak (write).  We all know, from our
>pumpkins at holloween with candles in them, that
>pumpkins are able to restrict the flow of dark and
>thus create the illusion of brighness inside them.
>I'm still working on how the Darkness inside a pumpkin
>may or may not affect its tendacy to split while it's
>growing.  What puzzles me is how the Dark gets inside
>the pumpkin in the first place?  Does it slowly work
>its way in at night? if so does it leak out during the
>day?  if so how fast? if is does leak out and since
>dark is heavier, then we should all keep our fruit
>covered until right before it is weighed to keep that
>extra weight inside, or weigh them just before sun
>rise to obtain the maximum darkness inside.  or does
>darkness just grow inside naturally?  we all know that
>pumpkins grow at night! I think there are dark forces
>at work that we know very little about, if anything.
>Maybe some Star Wars fans can help me out here?
>
>Gordon Tanner
>Maple Valley WA
>
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Thanks,
Bill Van Iderstine
Personal Best 862
P.E.I. Record Holder @ 862 lbs.

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