39 days to go

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• To: DANIEL GARDNER <P*@athenet.net>
• Subject: 39 days to go
• From: "* T* <s*@rgh.sa.gov.au>
• Date: Tue, 16 Sep 1997 16:15:00 -0700 (PDT)
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39 days to go.................yeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaa

I have booked the crane and truck for the end of the season.
The tipper truck arrives soon with the fertiliser.
The sniper is cleaning his weapons. (remember the sniper)
And I have the seeds.
Pretty soon you should hear some Thunder from Down Under.
That will be my seed breaking open.

Tony H

                                       PUMPKIN   LOG          Sunday
26-01-97


6.59am   Turned off 1000watt lights and heating cables.
7.00 am  Positioned mirrors to make best use of sunlight.
7.30 am. Team of scientists have arrived for work.
                  ( Genetic engineer sick today ).
7.35am. Underground microphone picked up noise in section c ( will closely
monitor ).
7.45am  Turned off motion detecting laser security system to let snipers
change shift.
                ( good idea installing system,also kills insects).
7.46am  Turned system back on too early, need new sniper ( note. phone Army
today ).
8.00am  Adjusted headphones on pumpkin and turned cassette over.
                 ( solar powered walkman working well ).
8.26am  Computer enhanced satalite photos arrive in fax.The hard to get at
corners are ok.
9.05am  Raining.  Automatic  moisture sensitive umbrella covers pumpkin
well.
9.10am  Anti-personel mine exploded,no apparent cause ( could have been the
rain ).
9.21am  Code red,unauthorized persons approaching front door.
9.22am  Code green, removed  religious persons.( note. buy more bullets ).
9.30am  Cloudy,need more sun.( call God tomorrow ).
9.43am  Computer sensing critical temperature inside pumpkin 7-b.
9.44am  Shut down security system
9.45am  Removed blanket covering pumpkin 7-b  ( note. keep grandma out of
patch )..
9.46am  Security system back on line.
10.11am  Worried. More than normal amount of aircraft flying above. (
spys?).
10.27am  Caught computer programer smoking near pumpkin patch( sent him
home).
11.00am  Replaced globe in ph alarm.
11.05am  Buddist monk arrives to meditate with pumpkins.
12.03pm Tense moments while sniper takes lunch break.
12.33pm  We can all rest, sniper is back.
1.06pm    Boat plans and crystal catalog arrive in mail.
1.21pm    Fork lift delivered monthly accounts.
1.30pm    Neighbors go out, jump fence and gather leaves.
2.00pm    Book armoured car to transport pumpkin to weigh-off.
2.05pm    Its going to be a long season..


Tony

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