Re: 39 days to go

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• To: "Hickman, Tony" <s*@rgh.sa.gov.au>, "DANIEL GARDNER" <P*@athenet.net>
• Subject: Re: 39 days to go
• From: "* b* <d*@saltspring.com>
• Date: Tue, 16 Sep 1997 13:16:51 -0700

Ha! Very funny! Say, sign me up for that direct line to god -- we could use
more sunshine....

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> From: Hickman, Tony <shickam@rgh.sa.gov.au>
> To: DANIEL GARDNER <PUMPKINS@ATHENET.NET>
> Subject: 39 days to go
> Date: Tuesday, September 16, 1997 4:15 PM
> 
> 
> 39 days to go.................yeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaa
> 
> I have booked the crane and truck for the end of the season.
> The tipper truck arrives soon with the fertiliser.
> The sniper is cleaning his weapons. (remember the sniper)
> And I have the seeds.
> Pretty soon you should hear some Thunder from Down Under.
> That will be my seed breaking open.
> 
> Tony H
> 
>                                        PUMPKIN   LOG          Sunday
> 26-01-97
> 
> 
> 6.59am   Turned off 1000watt lights and heating cables.
> 7.00 am  Positioned mirrors to make best use of sunlight.
> 7.30 am. Team of scientists have arrived for work.
>                   ( Genetic engineer sick today ).
> 7.35am. Underground microphone picked up noise in section c ( will
closely
> monitor ).
> 7.45am  Turned off motion detecting laser security system to let snipers
> change shift.
>                 ( good idea installing system,also kills insects).
> 7.46am  Turned system back on too early, need new sniper ( note. phone
Army
> today ).
> 8.00am  Adjusted headphones on pumpkin and turned cassette over.
>                  ( solar powered walkman working well ).
> 8.26am  Computer enhanced satalite photos arrive in fax.The hard to get
at
> corners are ok.
> 9.05am  Raining.  Automatic  moisture sensitive umbrella covers pumpkin
> well.
> 9.10am  Anti-personel mine exploded,no apparent cause ( could have been
the
> rain ).
> 9.21am  Code red,unauthorized persons approaching front door.
> 9.22am  Code green, removed  religious persons.( note. buy more bullets
).
> 9.30am  Cloudy,need more sun.( call God tomorrow ).
> 9.43am  Computer sensing critical temperature inside pumpkin 7-b.
> 9.44am  Shut down security system
> 9.45am  Removed blanket covering pumpkin 7-b  ( note. keep grandma out of
> patch )..
> 9.46am  Security system back on line.
> 10.11am  Worried. More than normal amount of aircraft flying above. (
> spys?).
> 10.27am  Caught computer programer smoking near pumpkin patch( sent him
> home).
> 11.00am  Replaced globe in ph alarm.
> 11.05am  Buddist monk arrives to meditate with pumpkins.
> 12.03pm Tense moments while sniper takes lunch break.
> 12.33pm  We can all rest, sniper is back.
> 1.06pm    Boat plans and crystal catalog arrive in mail.
> 1.21pm    Fork lift delivered monthly accounts.
> 1.30pm    Neighbors go out, jump fence and gather leaves.
> 2.00pm    Book armoured car to transport pumpkin to weigh-off.
> 2.05pm    Its going to be a long season..
> 
> 
> Tony

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