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Fun with Tom and Peat
- To: v*@eskimo.com
- Subject: Fun with Tom and Peat
- From: s*@juno.com (Ross E Stanford)
- Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 13:34:26 -0600
- Resent-Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 13:52:31 -0800 (PST)
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Well, it's snowing again. My garden is wet, and I am bored. WATCH OUT.
Oh,
look over there. It's the 9 to 10 inch tomato plants that I started as a
control for the pyramid
test, which is on hold due to the wettness.
Hi little tomato plants, want to come over and play?
Are those little 2-1/4 inch peat pots a little small for you now?
Step into my parlor.
It looks like 3 of you are getting a little leggy. Do you want me
to fix that? It
won't hurt a bit. (It won't hurt me, anyway)
Let's see. If I take the bottom off of this new 2-1/4 inch peat
pot, and then
slice it up one side, it will fit around your stem, on top of your other
peat pot, just fine.
I will hold it together with a twist tie.
There. Now I will fill it with potting soil, and you will look just
like a little
palm tree. As you get bigger and bigger I will just add more pots and
more soil.
What will become of you? I don't know. We will just have to wait
and see.
What about your other 6 friends? Well, I will ask my friends on the
veggie list to
come up with some suggestions for them. What? Of course I have friends
on the
veggie list.
Say goodbye Tom.
Goodbye Tom.
Stan The cheap and lazy gardener
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