What kind of a nut are you?
- Subject: What kind of a nut are you?
- From: "Christopher P. Lindsey" lindsey@mallorn.com
- Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2003 00:22:03 -0500
Well, I'm sure we're not all nuts. Maybe you're a schizocarp or heck, maybe
even a pubescent drupe!
I saw this on another list and thought it was cute. It's not often
that we get to see woody plant humor and stories. :) I also found it
on a Web page at
http://www.netlaughter.com/funpages/tree.htm
Chris (a walnut, but he wonders which kind)
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What tree did you fall from?
Check this out......What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday,
Find your tree and then scroll down... This is really interesting and fun.
How accurate is it for you?
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always
in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher
with imagination.
ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented,
likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy,
faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but
takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt,likes luxury,
of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,
self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many
talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love,
able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress,
well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat,
but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of
self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves
only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest
demands, as a friend will do anything for you but tends not to forgive
mistakes, cheerful, honest and faithful partner, likes helping others,
great lover, it can be best of friends, noble-minded, generous, good
sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent,
does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family,
children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor,
likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated,
loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares
for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented,
industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very
understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social
cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,
precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egotistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers,is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of
its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way,
hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness,
soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not
tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining,
very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person,full of imagination
and originality,shy and reserved, ambitious,proud, self-confident,
hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous,has many complexities,
good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong,unrelenting,
independent,sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.
OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice,sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows
how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but
seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly,
gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal,
trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very
self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
artistic nature, good organizer,tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation,takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism,likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist,
very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves
to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but
is not easy to live with,demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but
finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
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