Re: humor-the best medicine

Tell him we are all thinking good thoughts for him.  He wiil find something
quickly.

Kitty
neIN, Z5
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Theresa" <tchessie@comcast.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:09 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine


> He has been concerned over the past couple of months, because he felt
> like they were holding back from giving him the kind of major project
> they had previously.  But still- they basically rounded up about 12
> people for a group meeting and told them all they were being let go.
> They did at least give them info about unemployment and a potential
> small severence package, and a box to go pack their stuff.
> He has spent the last 2 days job hunting and calling me to see if I'm
> OK.  What a week.
> Theresa
>
> Kitty wrote:
>
> >Oh, Theresa, laid off?  That's got to hit him hard.  Was he expecting it
at
> >all?  I'm so sorry; I know how that can feel.
> >
> >
> >
> >>...So, what do you think will happen
> >>next????
> >>
> >>
> >
> >My mother always said these things come in 3s.
> >
> >Kitty
> >neIN, Z5
> >----- Original Message ----- 
> >From: "Theresa -yhoo" <tchessie@yahoo.com>
> >To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> >Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 7:04 PM
> >Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle.  My dad is
> >>more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't
> >>be able to come home.  And.... to top off the day, my
> >>husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me
> >>that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years
> >>with this company)..So, what do you think will happen
> >>next????
> >>
> >>Got any more jokes?  I think today calls for 2 or more
> >>humor-breaks.
> >>Theresa
> >>
> >>--- Chapel Ridge Wal Mart National Hearing Center
> >><4042N15@nationalhearing.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>And now for a shot of much needed humor....
> >>>
> >>>The Dachshund
> >>>
> >>>President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle
> >>>the war once and for
> >>>all.
> >>>They sat down and decided to settle the whole
> >>>dispute with one dog fight.
> >>>They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
> >>>dog in the world and
> >>>whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
> >>>dominate the world.
> >>>
> >>>Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
> >>>Rottweiler female dogs in
> >>>the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian
> >>>wolves. They selected
> >>>only
> >>>the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
> >>>removed his siblings,
> >>>which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
> >>>came up with the biggest,
> >>>meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its' cage
> >>>needed steel bars that were
> >>>5" thick and nobody could get near it.
> >>>
> >>>When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
> >>>with a strange
> >>>looking
> >>>animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone
> >>>felt sorry for Bush
> >>>because
> >>>there was no way that this dog could possibly last
> >>>10 seconds with the
> >>>Afghanistani dog.
> >>>
> >>>When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
> >>>out of its' cage, and
> >>>slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
> >>>snarled and leaped
> >>>out
> >>>of its' cage and charged the American Dachshund ---
> >>>but when it got close
> >>>enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its' mouth and
> >>>consumed Osama's dog
> >>>in
> >>>one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
> >>>
> >>>Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
> >>>disbelief, "We don't
> >>>understand
> >>>how this could have happened. We had our best people
> >>>working for 5 years
> >>>with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler  dogs in
> >>>the world and the
> >>>biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
> >>>
> >>>"That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael
> >>>Jackson's plastic surgeon
> >>>working for 5 years to make that alligator look like
> >>>a wiener dog".
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
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