Re: Lost and Nearly Abandoned
>To all concerned:
>
>I'm totally new to this pumpkin business. Can't even call myself a
>"widow" since I can lay no official claim to either the man or the
>pumpkins. But I've been hanging out with this guy for a bit over 8
>months and can say a few things. In the beginning... we used to have
>discourse on a variety of subjects: jobs, kids, life and the way of the
>world. We travelled to exotic places without mention of large orange
>globes. We became pretty close...I think. Then May rolled around and
>blindsided me without me even realizing what was happening. I even
>participated in my own demise. I even, God knows, showed interest in the
>planting of the cute little plants. Then this otherwise interested,
>caring man gradually became a demon. Pumpkins have permeated to his very
>core until he now oozes pumpkin juice as he walks. Vines sprout from his
>mouth as he talks. Pesticides, fertilizer and misters form an
>impenetrable barrier around him. I watch from a distance and hope by the
>end of October he remembers my name.
>Dear Pumkin Growers and those who live with them..I need HELP!!!...Please
>advise on how to maintain this relationship before all is lost........
>
> signed, lost and nearly abandoned.
>
> lauren
>
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lauren,
My heart goes out to you, the guy is a bum, I would take an Axe to his
biggest..........pumpkin.......forget the Bobbitt trick this would really
wake him up. But wait a week till it gets in the 900s.....then let it fly
and you bring him to his knees.....then give him the ultimatum........BDB
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