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Re: Gardener's Anonymous

Gareth, for goodness sakes buy your wife a sports lamp with a head-band.
Rotor tilling is a damn hit and miss bisiness by the glow of a small
engine's exhust system and you wouldn't want anything to happen to your car
now would you? Come to think of it, Michelle probably needs her own rotor
tiller - that way you could be real sure she would be extra careful around
the car (no serious gardiner wants to damage their tiller blades).

Regards  Ian Gill   Westland, New Zealand

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> From: Gareth Bramley <avantgareth@earthlink.net>
> To: veggie-list@eskimo.com
> Subject: Gardener's Anonymous
> Date: Wednesday, April 08, 1998 4:03 PM
> 
> HIYAs,
> 
> You don't know me yet. My wife, Michelle, is the one who joined this 
> list. My name's Gareth and I have a problem.
> 
> My Wife is a Gardenoholic. Oh, it's not so bad that she's forgotten the 
> girls names yet or anything like that. No, she's still a helluva Mom and 
> remains an irresistably pinchable Wife, but that doesn't change the dark 
> nature of her obsession one smidge. Why it's downright insidious how 
> these binges come on her. She'll be going along just fine, happily 
> awaiting the optimum conditions for transplanting her sprouts, when... 
> WHAMMO! She just *has* to run right out, drive for an hour across the 
> state, swipe her Stepfather's motorized tiller, drive back and make like 
> evrything's just as normal as a peanut butter sandwich that she wants to 
> actually *use* the evil little machine as soon as her babies are in bed! 
> In the dark even! And if I hadn't let her do it then then I'm *sure* she 
> woulda woke up at the crack of dawn (despite the fact that she never 
> wakes up that early) so she could go out and "play" with it then while no

> one was looking!
> 
> {{{sniffle}}}
> 
> My Wife's a Gardenoholic. {{{snif}}} Where are the 12 step programs when 
> ya REALLY need them I ask you?
> 
> G-MICHELLE'S INFINITELY WISE-ASS-LIKE HUBBY
> 
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