[GWL]: FW: Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out"
- Subject: [GWL]: FW: Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out"
- From: "Lon J. Rombough" lonrom@hevanet.com>
- Date: Tue, 08 Jan 2002 05:59:49 -0800
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Title: FW: Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out"
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Not really off topic in THIS group Subject: Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out" 10. Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?" 9. Your best friend is someone you've never met. 8. You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see "Best viewed with IE " on one of the clouds. 7. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links. 6. You feel driven to consult the "Priceless420.com" on your wedding day. 5. You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the "Back" button. 4. You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again. 3. Your dog has his own Web page 2. So does your hamster. ... And the No. 1 sign that you have overdosed on the WWW: When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages. ============================================================ Join Dialfreecalls.com TODAY and make all your phone calls worldwide for FREE!! No Fees of any kind! Call from Any Phone! No purchases and No credit cards required. Join Now. It's Simple, Easy, and Best of All, it's FREE! http://click.topica.com/caaafq7bUrGSSbVSZwBg/Dialfreecalls.com ============================================================ Pass the word to garden writers, editors publishers, horticultural businesses about our list. ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: topica.com@spamfodder.com EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrGSS.bVSZwB Or send an email to: Gardenwriters-unsubscribe@topica.com T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
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